URDirt E “Quick Fix”: Maxim says Affliction is “The Douche bag shirt”

Published on: 23rd November, 2008

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Affliction spokesman denies claims

In this month’s Maxim Magazine issue has named Affliction “The Douche bag shirt”, and that they will scare away anyone who will have sex with you as well.

“Affliction the mook fashion behemoth that sponsors top MMA fighters, has lived up to its name by spreading the disease of what can only be described as “monster t-shirts.” If you don’t own a tee like this, you’ve undoubtedly seen an ass-clown wearing one: emblazoned with a huge dragon, eagle, serpent, or other mythical beast, it’s the douchebag shirt du jour, inspired by tattoo-art gear Von Dutch popularized a few years ago. The truth is, the only things these shirts scare away are girls who might actually have sex with you. For the love of God, cover up that creature!”

LOL, divorced balding men over 30 wearing Bon Jovi shirts are crying themselves to sleep now….

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