Published on: 6th February, 2009

St.Pierre conspiracy video
We can now officially call “Vaseline Gate” a scandal because someone spent all of their time to edit and make a 15 minute video about Georges St.Pierre and his past fights. The purpose: To dissect and discredit all of the UFC Welterweight champions past wins. Here is a video someone made that looks at all of St.Pierre’s fight after his first bout against Matt Serra in an attempt to prove he is a cheat.
Maybe we should call kimjudas on government theories…stupid video. Even if Phil Nurse has some residue of vaseline in the tip of his fingers is not even close to cause an advantage in St. Pierre’s fight. That small amount of vaseline residue is not even enough to cover his left cheek. Hell, my grandma needs half a bottle for her hemorrhoids. In fact, sweat is even more dangerous than vaseline itself…I know it cause I’ve been there. It looks like this video was made by either 1. Someone from BJ training camp or BJ Himself, 2. Somebody from Hughes camp or Hughes, 3. Someone from Thiago Alves camp or Thiago himself trying to play mind games with St. Pierre, anything else is just stupid.
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sweat is more dangerous than vaseline…he’s knows cause he’s been there…does he realize he sounds like he’s been in gay porn?????? the only time sweat is more dangerous than vaseline is when one gay guy tells the other we don’t need lube i’m already pretty sweaty.
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you’ve smoked yourself RETARDED. It’s official.
If it’s ALL just a conspiracy, how come you NEVER see a jar of Vase-lube in the hands of GSP’s OPPONENTS?!?!?! dumb shit. I’ve never seen someone be so ignorant. Didn’t you see Nurse REPEATEDLY rubbing down GSP’s legs too? What’s the excuse for that, it helps his breathing too? get the fuck outta here with that shit. Don’t you think it’s just a BIT coincedental that the last few MONSTER BJJ opponents GSP has faced, he’s passed guard FASTER and EASIER than i’d pass your mom’s guard. And that’s FAST AND EASY.
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Hey Dan, I think keets is on to something, why not take your grandma’s extra vaseline and head on over to GSP’s house? Maybe you could get some good “training” part-a-ners… sounds like you don’t need a fluffer, though.
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Calm down guys…no need to bash. If you are not mature enough to have a descent post then go to sherdog.com.
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@Dan, yeah, you got me there. “Hell, my grandma needs half a bottle for her hemorrhoids”. I’m not mature enough to post. How bout this? If you can’t handle a response and be able to figure out the real parts from the jokes, don’t post. how bout it?
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keets kizzle maturely ingnores the guy with no comeback.
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Lmao this is pathetic to think that some Bj fan stood up late night since thew fight just to make this from his parents basement
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i think it’s quite relevant, regardless of how much time he spent on the video or where he made it. After watching it, can you honestly deny that Nurse should NOT EVER be allowed inside the cage again? EVERY SINGLE TIME i saw him, he had that tub of vaseline in one hand, and GSP’s dic….i mean, leg or back in the other.
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Well, having a tub of vaseline in your hand does not constitute doing something illegal. There’s NOTHING in the video that shows Nurse, grabbing a thick amount of vaseline and rubbing in it in his back or other parts of the body besides using small amount to put in his face. You are just going over of what the video doesn’t show. The prepubertal kids on this thread are not talking objectively. Either way there’s no point to reasoning with a 15y/o chronic masturbator.
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@Dan, do me a favor, before this goes any further. Go find some vaseline. Put a SMALL amount all over your hand and fingers. Now try to turn a doorknob. Get the point? No traction, man. It HAS to give an advantage, man! And you’re right, Nurse may not have been GLOBBING it on, but Vaseline isn’t water based, it’s petroleum based. Meaning SWEAT makes it MORE slippery. It doesn’t come off very easily, either. But when GSP came to the Octagon and got his faced wiped, Nurse had his hands on his back THEN. So a little bit here….a little bit here….little bit MORE before the 3rd round…see what i’m saying? it accumulates, and the effect is horrible.
How come BJ was able to defend GSP’s 80% successful takedowns in the first round like it was NO THING? But then in the subsequent rounds, BJ couldn’t keep his balance…I don’t know man…
If this fight were meant to be a wrestling match, i’d like my $55 back. I wanted to see an MMA fight, using JJ, striking AND wrestling. This wasn’t the SUPERFIGHT we all wanted it to be.
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@Rick Johnson, good point
“How come BJ was able to defend GSP’s 80% successful takedowns in the first round like it was NO THING? But then in the subsequent rounds, BJ couldn’t keep his balance…I don’t know man…”
Thats very true all of a sudden he was taking him down at will with no problem after the 2nd round
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I AM talking objectively, and i’m not 15. Good try, though. Objectively speaking, there is probably cause to at least start an investigation. Before you go getting ahead of yourself, let’s think about expanding the scope of this scrutiny. Let’s check GSP’s part-a-ner’s fights. Let’s see if Nurse lubes up Nate Marquardt or Rashad Evans, both fighters from Greg Jackson’s camp. All jokes aside, the fact of the matter is that this was supposed to be a GREAT fight, one that people would be talking about for a while. While people WILL certainly be talking about this fight, i promise it won’t be about how GSP won. It’ll be about how some random guy in GSP’s corner fucked it up for everyone. If this WASN’T cheating, then again, why do i never see vaseline in GSP’s opponents’ corners? Of course there is the stuff on the face, don’t get me wrong. But would you really argue that the reason GSP’s camp wins because of between-round rubdowns??? What purpose could those REALLY serve? If Nurse has been doing this for a while, that would explain why he was so nonchalant about it. I just really can’t get over the fact that now, instead of a clear cut winner, we have the MMA-equivalent of baseball’s asterisk.
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well said rick johnson couldn’t have said better myself. now with that being said i may be a chronic masturbator but i admit it, unlike the turd tickling prostate milker who goes by the name dan.
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wtf is with the party poker add? can u repost?
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