Rumor: Tim Sylvia gets beat up by WWE Wrestler Kane in a Bar room brawl
Published on: 20th March, 2009
Kane vs Sylvia, I would pay to see this one | 
Kane vs Sylvia, I would pay to see this one
Update on the bottom - This has to be one of the funniest rumors I have ever heard that is probably a “Donnie/Troll post”, but I could not help myself and had to report it because I laughed my ass off reading it. Allegedly; Tim Sylvia got his ass kicked in a Detroit, Michigan Bar.
The rumors look like it started on the Ninjashoes.net then Bloody Elbow MMA Linker and FightLinker.com all ran with it too, so I am too. It has to be true, right?
“Former UFC Heavyweight Champion, Tim Sylvia was involved in a fight at a bar in downtown Detroit Michigan with 7 foot, 320 pound WWE Superstar, Glen ‘Kane’ Jacobs.
No details are currently being released on how the fight started. A witness says the two were arguing and Tim Sylvia instigated the fight. Jacobs quickly took Sylvia to the ground and repeatedly punched him in the face. The bartender along with a bystander helped pull Jacobs off Sylvia. Sylvia was said to have suffered a broken nose and a black eye.
The police were notified but since the fight was not prolonged and neither men wanted to press any charges, no arrests were made. Sylvia was driven by a friend who was with him to the hospital to treat the broken nose. Glen Jacobs left the scene with his wife shortly after.”
I would rather pay $100 to see this rather than see Tim Sylvia fight that fossil Boxer Ray Mercer he is supposed to fight at Adrenaline 3. If this is true, this easily gets a nominee for “Teh Fail of the Week”.
What do you think? True or false?
Update – Too funny to be true
It appears that this rumor was started on a message board as we suspected, The Sun caught up to Glen Jacobs also known as Kane who cleared up the rumor.
“I was sitting at home at the time and someone told me – that was the first I’d heard about it.
“I hear I handled it pretty well though. I’m happy with myself!
“I’m pretty sure Tim won’t hold a grudge.”
Wondering what would happen if an MMA and WWE fighter did meet under UFC rules, the former world champion added: “Look at what Brock Lesnar’s doing.
“Undertaker trained MMA style and I have to some extent too. I actually got my start as a shoot fighter in Japan.
“Wrestlers are a little tougher than we’re generally given credit for and I think we’d represent ourselves well.”
This one had “Troll” post written all over it from the jump, but was just way too funny to ignore.
Props go out to URDirt.com reader Chiggs on the update.
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OMFG thats funny please dear god be true, Please!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAEHAHAHAHAHAHAHa
Wow Tim Sylvia cant lose any more respect in my eyes, but WTF fight Kane not Ray Mercers old ass please dear god I want to see this fight
hahahahaha ol’ pee pee taste can’t possibly get any funnier. Dookie pants, then peepee taste…you KNOW he was taunting “Kane” with “you’re not even a REAL athlete…” hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
WHOOPS! lol
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/wrestling/article2331793.ece
Glenn Jacobs AKA Kane is denying any reports of smashing pee pee tase :/ Too bad lol Tims a waste of skin. Not sure if he can fight or not but I have met Kane in person an he is fucking HUGE, never met Poopy pants thou but its safe to say Kane dwarfs him and if he hit you, trained or not, would probably take your head off. Hes also not 7′ ft either closer to 6’11/6’10 But huge nonetheless and an ugly/scary dude who would probably wreck timmeh amongst most others.
@Chiggs, Damn it was too funny to be real that picture was awesome too
@Narcisist, it was still funny Timmeh gets no love or respect
Damn I was hoping to make some Timmeh Photoshops to put on here too
@Hellboi, Hehe do eeet!! Do eeet still. If not for just shit an giggles for all of Udirt, at least for me heheh, fuck I hate pee pee taste timmeh. Any humilating Timmeh pics is always worth posting!!! Hope mercer knocks the shit outta him(again)
LOL Hold on I know where there is a good one I will post on the front page…
Kane has very sexy ass hole.
@Saim, is Saim another language for Homo?
big show loves Kane.
Dude, fuck the fuck off with your stupidy. Grow the fuck up or head on over to cagepotato an join the homophobs over there like caps lock hal an company cuz no one hear wants to read your shit..